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Wednesday, September 07, 2011
Why did the Boss fire him?
There’s this Jackson who was working for a multi-millionaire as a house guard. One day, while the millionaire was driving out to catch an early morning flight to conclude a business deal, Jackson ran out from the guard house and stopped the millionaire’ s car just right in front of the gate.
He said ‘Sir! Sir! Are you going to board a plane?’
‘Yes, why?’ asked the millionaire.
‘You had better cancel the trip. You see, last night I dreamt about the plane going to crash.’
Curious over the early morning fright that Jackson had given, the multi-millionaire decided to cancel his trip.
‘You better be damn right for this is a million dollar deal.’
The following day, there was a news report that the plane which the millionaire was supposed to take had indeed crashed.
‘Thank God, I cancelled the trip’, the rich man said realising that what Jackson had said had come true, he summoned Jackson to see him. When the guard was called that morning, the millionaire gave him his salary and FIRED him.
WHY did he do that?
Use your brain.
Just imagine you are Jackson and you have saved your boss’s life.
Ok. Give up?
Just scroll down for the answer .
Jackson was supposed to guard the house at night.
NOT to Sleep and Dream all night!
ADVICE: So, GO BACK TO WORK, and don’t try to save your boss’s life. J
Jadi, sebab tu lah wujudnya peribahasa “Biar mati anak, jangan mati adat”…. Untuk beritahu bahawa, biarlah mati anak pinang yang ditebang tu, tapi jangan mati adat yang membenarkan hanya seorang je Buapak untuk jadi Ketua.
Okay, puas hati tak ngan jawapan ni? :-)
Friday, August 12, 2011
U Will Know What Is Better When It Comes To Earning Money
A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.
The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.
'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round.. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'
Moral of the story
Internet is not the solution to your life.
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being a office boy/girl,than a millionaire...........
P.S - Do not forward this email back to me,
I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!!
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Aku : Doktor, kenapa kelopak mata bawah saya selalu bergerak2 atau twiching?
Doktor Specialist : Awak buat x tahu je. X de apa2 la tu. Lagi kita fikirkan, lagi la benda tu ada. Kena fikir positif, jangan duk risau.
Aku : Okay, tapi benda ni selalu jadi.
Then aku stop je conversation kat situ. Nanti next follow up la tanya lagi.
By the way, please la bagi jawapan in technical sikit. Yang tukang jawab tu ialah Specialist/ Doktor/ Professor. I would expect more technical answer dan explanation.
Aku bagi contoh same scenario kalau Chief Engineer kat platform minyak or kapal bgtau aku dia ada problem reading of gauges or indicator yg x betul. X kan la jawapan aku kat dia "x pe la, you buat x tahu je... Kalau you fikirkan sangat mesti la x betul. Cuba buat x tahu je, mesti reading gauge tu mesti back to normal".
Aku rasa mesti org aku ni Engineer cabuk mana la yg bg jawapan mcm tu.
Same case la kat sini!