Friday, August 12, 2011

Tomato Story- A good one!

 U Will Know What Is Better When It Comes To Earning Money

Tomato Story


A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

'You are employed' he said.  Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when  you may start.

The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.


'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round.. In less than two hours,

he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'

Moral of the story


Moral 1

Internet is not the solution to your life.


Moral 2
 
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Moral 3

If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being a office boy/girl,than a millionaire...........




P.S - Do not forward this email back to me,
I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!!


 

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Eye Twitching

Kejadian di Medical Centre.

Aku : Doktor, kenapa kelopak mata bawah saya selalu bergerak2 atau twiching?

Doktor Specialist : Awak buat x tahu je. X de apa2 la tu. Lagi kita fikirkan, lagi la benda tu ada. Kena fikir positif, jangan duk risau.

Aku : Okay, tapi benda ni selalu jadi.

Then aku stop je conversation kat situ. Nanti next follow up la tanya lagi.

By the way, please la bagi jawapan in technical sikit. Yang tukang jawab tu ialah Specialist/ Doktor/ Professor. I would expect more technical answer dan explanation.

Aku bagi contoh same scenario kalau Chief Engineer kat platform minyak or kapal bgtau aku dia ada problem reading of gauges or indicator yg x betul. X kan la jawapan aku kat dia "x pe la, you buat x tahu je... Kalau you fikirkan sangat mesti la x betul. Cuba buat x tahu je, mesti reading gauge tu mesti back to normal".

Aku rasa mesti org aku ni Engineer cabuk mana la yg bg jawapan mcm tu.

Same case la kat sini!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Damia - School Day

Sabtu lepas (13 Nov), Damia punya Taska Graduation Day. Walaupun dia x “Grad” pun lagi this year, tapi dia ada kena buat persembahan macam tahun lepas. Cuma this time, dia punya costum agak menarik sikit sebab kena pakai pakaian untuk tarian asli.

Rasa macam sayu bila tengok dia perform tu. Rasa anak Papa ni besar sangat dah. Cepat betul masa berlalu….Damia 5 tahun dah sekarang ni.



Iman yang sayang sangat Kakak dia :-)


Thursday, October 14, 2010

Dinner for Schmucks



Yesterday we went to watch this movie @ One Utama after work. I would suggest you guys go and watch this too :-)

Memang kelakar and I like Steve Carell, same I do like him in “The Office”. Tapi Steve nampak agak gemuk sikit dalam movie ni huhu.

It is hilariously entertaining and funny movie to watch.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Happy Father's Day...

I got this special card on Father’s Day this year. Kenal sangat tulisan damia especially huruf “i“ dia yang ada bulat besar kat atas.

Just ignore wording “tierima” yang typo error tu hehe.

Anyway, thanks a lot to my wife and daughters (Damia & Iman). Love you so much !!!

Monday, May 17, 2010

Happy Birthday '3' Iman Qaisara


Iman,

Hari ni Iman dah 3 years old. Iman dah x pakai pampers lagi di siang hari. Iman pakai pampers waktu malam je :-)
Iman dah pandai cakap macam2. baca Alif, Ba, Ta, baca A,B,C dan juga menyanyi.
Iman pun dah pandai menulis dan melukis.

Papa, Mama dan Kak Mia sayang sangat kat Iman.
Iman selalu cakap Iman masih kecik…Iman “baby” lagi.

Ni Papa snap gambar Iman hari ni special untuk hari lahir Iman yang ke-3.

We all LOVE you Iman and wish you a “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

From,
Papa, Mama & Kak Damia

Friday, April 09, 2010

Syiling

Semalam aku pegi deposit kat bank tabung duit syiling aku ni. Aku memang make practice segala balance of duit syiling dan note seringgit yang ada dalam poket dan wallet setiap hari dimasukkan terus dalam tabung simpanan sementara.

Hujung bulan atau every 2 months aku akan pegi deposit la duit2 ni kat bank dan terus later online ke ASB la. Untuk syiling selalu dalam average 2 bulan mcm tu la baru pegi deposit. Duit note seringgit tu selalunya every month la. Aku agak menyesal jugak sbb agak lambat untuk disiplinkan diri aku ni menabung. Tapi this one really works for me and aku suka menabung cara ni walaupun secara sikit2. Sikit2 kan lama2 jadi bukit :-) and….its better late than nothing.

Semalam duit syiling yang dalam gambar ni adalah sebanyak…….. cuba teka berapa ?
Okay sepatutnya RM200 lebih, tapi 4 keping duit syiling 50 sen aku telah di”REJECT” oleh mesin bank tu. So dapat la RM199.60.

Cashier : Duit ni mesin x recognize. Ni balance dia (sambil bagi 4 keping 50 sen)

Aku : Kenapa x terima ye?

Cashier : Ntah la. Kita pun tak tahu. X pe, Abang guna je duit ni kat kedai makan ke, mamak ke.

Aku : Pelik jugak ye. Ok la x pe. (sambil tu aku membelek2 duit syiling 50 sen 4 keping tu. Hmm ringan je. Pastu dia punya kesan celup tu mcm ada defect. Aku suspect ni mesti duit palsu).

Tapi, aku fikir jugak. Kenapa x de pegawai bank nak further investigate duit syiling tu ye ? Maybe dah banyak kes2 macam ni dan bazir masa dia orang je kot nak investigate lebih2.

Ntah la.

Monday, April 05, 2010

Damia dah pandai menulis


So surprised that Damia dah pandai menulis dengan agak bagus. Mula2 aku pelik apasal la dia tulis NOKIA tu, rupanya kat situ ada besarrr punya sign NOKIA :-)

Iman pulak.. hmmm, duk makan ice cream :-)